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June start of the summer 2009

The word for June is…
bonkers adj, chiefly Brit slang mad or crazy.
ETYMOLOGY: 1940s, at first meaning ’slightly drunk’.

We’re looking forward to the summer party it’s been a long time but here we go.

The story so far..

Was that the sun shone on Sunrise which brought out the gentlest vibe which charged up a lay line to Donnington - we’d never seen such a loving crowd - which ate up a giant metal sandwich of Anvil slapped between Slipknot and Prodigy, there was ketchup everywhere. Old school fillings are the best.

We’ve been caught in the tractor beam of the mothership which is rattling Cowslip’s timbers, we’ll be in The Park soon, hopefully not squashing any ewoks on landing.

Boosh man in lunch shock!
Holy Roly Poly - Paper thin comedian Noel famous for wearing the tightest trousers in show business has been spotted eating.

Nuts - It has been believed Noel has survived on a diet of raw air and acorns, “this is my first toastie in 7 years” admitted the thin white duke, “and don’t tell Russell Brand!”

Noel later admitted to using napkins during his hot toast rampage